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Read The Wretched Series and Hirah!

 

 

Read the Wretched Tales and Hirah Blaze

Here are the blurbs and links down below

The Wretched Tales

From Book One – After years of playing in bands that didn’t make a splash, Corey Patrick has finally achieved his dream. He is the new bassist for the popular heavy metal group, The Wretched.

Only one problem, he’s pansexual, and believes that outing himself will destroy his new opportunity. Will that happen or will his new bandmates accept the fact he’s queer?

Experience this young man’s adventures, sexual or otherwise, on this wild ride we know as heavy metal stardom.

This the first collection of stories for The Wretched Tales. Books must be read in order.

Hirah Blaze 1

Blurb: If you want somethin’ real bad, you gotta work harder than everyone else.
My grandma was right about that. I did want to be the best damn guitarist. Not the best female guitarist or the best black female guitarist. The best fucking guitarist on the planet. Although Sarge and Diabolical Plan had given me the initial opportunity to show off my chops, I couldn’t be what I wanted to be with my ex-boyfriend steering the ship. I had to be the captain of my destiny. I had to be the one taking the lead.

Five months into it and I’m still pinching myself over this. Me, the little black goth girl from Milwaukee, along with Corey, Bryan Taylor, Nicolai Zander and the new guy on bass named Chad Stephenson. 

Have I mentioned that Chad is hot as hell? 

More about that later. 

This is a spinoff of The Wretched Tales with new guitarist Hirah Blaze. She’s kicking ass and taking names, looking to become the metal world’s newest guitar goddess, but will she get sidetracked by The Wretched’s gorgeous new bass player?

Hirah Blaze 2

Blurb: This man had me.
Oh God, he had me in a freaking tizzy. 
I want Chad.
I want Chad Stephenson.
I want him in my bed.
I want him now before we go on this stage.
Oh shit.
I am such a goner. 
I am off the deep end now.
This wasn’t supposed to happen.
I’m supposed to be all about fucking world domination with my guitar, not obsessing over my hotter-than-hell bass player.

It’s show time for The Wretched. We’re about to go on tour and I’m stoked to be onstage in front of thousands. However, I can’t get a certain someone off my mind. Hot bassist, Chad Stephenson has become my crack and I’m happily addicted. 
This is a spinoff of The Wretched Tales with new guitarist Hirah Blaze. She’s kicking ass and taking names, looking to become the metal world’s newest guitar goddess!

Hirah Blaze 3

Hirah – I’m about ready to stake my claim to superstardom and I want to bring Chad with me. At this stage, we’re all about making The Wretched better as a tandem, and having some fun along the way. Still, Chad doesn’t appear ready to move forward and this is pissing me the hell off. This was why I’d refused to commit to anyone because of shit like this. How can we be metals new power couple if Chad was slamming on the brakes?

Chad – For the last few months, Hirah and I have rode the merry go round between bandmates and friends. Our fellow members had done everything to throw us together, and even with those moments, we had yet to take full advantage. 

Despite the attraction to her, I still can’t get a certain somebody out of my mind. And, I know if I want something real with Hirah, I need to forget about it. A hard thing to do when it feels so damn good, but I know if I want her, I need to drop that other piece or I’ll lose the chance of being Hirah’s soulmate. 

This is a spinoff of The Wretched Tales with new guitarist Hirah Blaze. She’s kicking ass and taking names, looking to become the metal world’s newest guitar goddess, but will she get sidetracked by The Wretched’s gorgeous new bass player?

This is the final book in the Hirah Blaze Series. All books must be read in order


Back in Black!

shutterstock_8294326 Hey folks. Yeah, I know its been more than a minute. Longer than we wanted, but hey, here we are just as we said we would be. *cues music and dances*   

So many things went on while this blog was on hiatus. I mean, the world went nuts. A bigot rises in the political polls, we lose, Lemmy, David Bowie, and Prince. So much BS, but hey, at least we still have metal.

*smiles*

Good thing too because who can put up with all this shit without metal music? We need that to let out some of that aggression. And once again, I’m here to share some of my faves.

Even better, The Wretched Tales are ready to go again. Remember BL said she was writing books for Hirah? Yep, well they’e coming into fruition and they should be ready by June or the latest July. Believe you me I’m ready to hear Hirah’s story so she can give the female perspective of what’s new with The Wretched. Nicolai is still up to his old tricks and we have new band members. Chad, for one has a crush on Hirah, but does she feel the same about him? Add into the mix, Renee’s jealous about Hirah not giving her the same attention, Troy trying his  best to get back in my pants, and my boy Brian still coming to grips with his sexuality.

A lot to explain in these books, but we’re gonna have fun. I guarantee it will be a blast. Now watch for the covers, coming in another post!

 


Titillating Tuesday

BL’s muse. HOT Cowboy!

BLMorticia Erotica With Snark

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Hey there

In honor of my release on Friday, 

I had to post my muse for Cyrus.

Yep. Colton Ford. 

*sighs dreamily*

I adore this man!

Hope you enjoy the book!

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Titillating Tuesday – Meeting the Muse

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Greetings to all

This is Sharita aka BLMorticia

This TITILLATING picture is me and my muse for The Wretched’s Hirah Blaze

Skin Diamond is a porn star who is so freaking sweet.

Meeting her last Friday at Exxxotica Chicago was like a dream come true.

Even moreso, telling her she was the star of my next book and hearing her say how honored she was.

She even signed a picture for me too.

*squee*

Okay, I’ll calm down now, but really, I enjoyed meeting this awesome female!

Please follow her on Instagram @skindiamond

And here is her site http://www.skindiamondvip.com/


What’s next for Metalrotica?

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So, with The Wretched in the books you might be wondering what’s next for me and the Metalrotica brand. Well, that’s easy. There are still stories to be written for that douche Allen, one of which BL’s co-author decided to suggest, Brian needs a lover, and we need to tell the full story of Nicolai and Renee as well as Psychotica, Spescha, and me. And don’t forget Hirah who will be next on the docket for The Wretched Tales. She’s going to tell more about us from her point of view in Blazing Trails, Stories from Hirah Blaze. Also there will be a paperback for The Wretched with some stories called What Ifs. These are a small collection of shorts featuring characters from the Tales with different scenarios than what actually happened.

They’ll be free, no worries there.

And don’t forget about the Reluctant Groupie and Metalerotique. We have some stories for that as well along with another set of stories for 2 more fictional bands.

So stay tuned to this space to find out more!


Wednesday Wind Up

Okay, I’m going to confess and say I’d never heard of this band until

BL’s co-author Kym mentioned the guitarist.

Yes, a big mistake on my part since this band seriously kicks ass.

The lead is Diamond Rowe for those of you wondering and damn can this gal play!

Kudos to her for learning guitar and forming this band with her friend Josh.

They got big plans and I wish them the best!

\m/ \m/


Sneak Peek at The Wretched 3.3

WT33   Okay kids, blame Shar for this snippet being like 2 weeks late. I mean, who told you to have so many damn muses!

GRR!

Anyways, here is a little bit, unedited form the next episode. What am I up to now?

After we left the “Purple One’s” town, the band had a couple of days off before embarking on a stretch of eight gigs in nine nights before we headed to California. During those days off, I spent my time with Spescha having lots of catch-up and make-up sex.

Leaving Minneapolis for North Dakota was quite the change in scenery. I mean from big city to fucking small houses and farms was a shock to this eastern born and bred Yankee dude. Still I was looking forward to some sightseeing with Spescha on my arm. In Psychotica, we never got perks like this and with things so fucking topsy-turvy right now, who knew if the two of us would get this chance again.

I didn’t bother hanging around the rest of The Wretched or for that matter, the other bands because I needed time to gather strength to deal with the shit ahead. I knew they’d all have something to say when the pictures and/or videos of Spescha and me sharing a kiss or holding hands started surfacing. So far though, no one tried all that hard to get at me so maybe it wasn’t a big deal after all.

It wasn’t as if I wanted to get with any of them when I had my main man guarding my back.

As for the fans, I’d already seen some of the metal community’s varying reactions to my supposed “change”. Pictures posted with comments on various metal boards as well as our F-book page ranged from “who gives a flying fuck if he’s a fag he can play” to “jeebus not another Rob Halford” made me snicker. It was rather goddamn funny why a bunch of supposedly straight guys were so obsessed with who I fucked.  The way I looked at it, my being out of the hetero gene pool (not really but why explain pansexuality to those losers anyway) left more hot metal girls for them to get at.

Speaking of metal girls…well who knew they could be so, you know? Freaky? Raunchy? They seemed like totally turned-on by the fact that me and Spescha were an item.  In fact, Spesch showed me some band fiction site where chicks wrote all kinds of stories, mainly sex stories, about their favorite bands. Man, all I can say is I’ll never look at Lars and James in quite the same way again. Who the fuck knew chicks even fantasized about stuff like hardcore bondage and fisting? Talk about an education.

And the stories about me and Spescha? All I had to say was “thank you”. He and I had even more inspiration to get and stay naked.

Overall, it seemed everyone’s feelings were mixed which I guess was a good thing. The true test would be once I formally told the world that I was pansexual.

Interestingly, the dude who runs our band pages on social media said the negativity had been fairly low. He mentioned the amount of views and likes spiking in record numbers. Could it be The Wretched was gaining more popularity because of my sexuality?

To be honest, I didn’t really care all that much because I’ve learned a lot since the beginning of this tour. Number one being the fact that I drove stick had nothing to do with the fact that I was still one of the best up and coming bassists in metal (not my words but I’ll take ‘em). Number two, I finally figured out what mattered, and Spescha mattered to me.

Being the attention whore he was, Nicolai was probably trying to figure out some way to use our increase in popularity to his advantage. Knowing that smug little bastard, he was probably telling people it was his idea that I came out.

Regardless of what plans he had in place, mine would trump his by a thousand.

How you say?

Two words.

Deborah Meyer.

Yep, I bet you didn’t think you’d hear that name again did you? My favorite, hard to get, sexy chocolate journalist was going to help me bring Nicolai to his fucking knees.

Yes my friends, as I told ya, I got a fucking plan.

Oh and you might be interested to know that Amadeus and I made our peace before we left Minneapolis. After my run in with Brian, the three of us—me, Spescha and Ama—had a nice long talk (after I threatened to send him to hell a lot sooner than he planned that is) and he apologized for selling my soul to the devil.

And not the one he wanted to follow either.

During our conversation, Amadeus admitted something most of us already knew. Nicolai was a ruthless motherfucker who needed to be put in his place as soon as possible. And though Amadeus was now on our side, as it were, that didn’t mean I was ready to trust him with my diabolically flawless plan.

I’m sure you’re all just dying to know what it is, right?

*rubs hands together*

Yeah, I’m sure you do but I’m thinking it would be more fun for you to watch it unfold. So get your freaking popcorn and pop a squat. It’s gonna be quite a ride!

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Okay, first draft on this one is done. Now we’re about to finish up with the grand finale!

Shar doesn’t want to release it until 3.4 is done, so, we might be waiting a bit. Here’s hoping Nicolai gives her a clue as to what he wants because she can’t figure it out right now. Damn sneaky bastard!